Land Rover LR3 HSE Review

There comes a point in every enthusiast’s life when it’s time to slow down-- at least until some of the penalty points on their license expire. To avoid a complete loss of personal mobility, hamstrung throttle jockeys often find themselves transitioning into a slower vehicle. Not being attuned to The Ways of the Sloth, these once and future speed demons usually slide into some po-faced laggard. Bad move. The miserable car nut simply ends up thrashing the horseless carriage until it reaches extralegal velocities. If you have to go slow, there's only one way to go: the Land Rover LR3.
The LR3's ability to inflict stately progress on unsuspecting hooligans stems from Land Rover’s “integrated body-frame”. This unique steel and aluminum platform combines the strength of a traditional ladder frame chassis with the rigidity of a hi-tech monocoque. It also weighs a bloody ton. Make that THREE tons. Even with a 4.4-liter, 300hp V8 chuntering away under the bonnet, the highly gravitational LR3 is significantly less than swift. The fact that it's shaped like a Sub-Zero refrigerator certainly doesn’t help matters, but contemplating the LR3's aerodynamic deficiencies is like worrying about putting a teaspoon of sugar into your coffee after annihilating a piece of cheesecake.
Prognosis: off-road nirvana. The heavyweight LR3 is robust enough to transform an Oregonian survivalist into a weekend commuter. The SUV’s four-wheel-drive system (complete with four-wheel traction control) is a boat anchor for the sporting-minded driver, but it’s utterly effective over slippery surfaces. When it comes to the genuine rough stuff, the LR3 boasts the kind of approach and departure angles that would terrify an aircraft carrier pilot. It’s also equipped with enough traction, suspension, gearbox, braking and GPS gizmology to keep an airborne navigator occupied for a week.
Speed freaks would probably prefer to give up their collection of widescreen TV's than consider helming a beast as fundamentally ponderous as the Land Rover LR3. In this they're wrong. Not only is the LR3 an acceptable form of automotive intervention for those who need it, but it also provides some the best four-wheeled feel-good factor money can buy. Of course, this is the worst of all possible times for Land Rover to be producing a gas-guzzling SUV like the LR3. Which means it's the best of all possible times to purchase one: a buyer’s market, like none before. Enthusiasts would be well-advised to strike now, while their license is hot.
Curb Weight: 5686 lbs.
Engine: 4.4-liter V-8, aluminum block and heads
Horsepower: 300 hp @ 5500 rpm
Torque: 315 ft-lbs. @ 4000 rpm
Drive Type: AWD
0 to 60: 8.2 secs.
1/4 Mile: 16.5 sec @ 85 mph
Price as Tested: $52,795
Top Speed: 121 mph (governor limited)





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